May 2013
166 posts
solubility:
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
rnedia:
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
toto i have a feeling we’re not in rack city anymore
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
niggaimdeadass:
i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family
evergreenery:
idk i kind of want to hear taylor swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers
Watch
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
alxesi:
will.i.pm
Watchbraydaaan:
How to Pronounce Beyonce Knowles
aahaha omfg
windydude:
it does not rain in south east asia, it singapours
jackoffrost:
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
galacticdad:
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
